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Alyssa. 22. Happily Taken
Culinary. Tattoos. Looking for Myself. I love people. Happy to talk

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alex-of-macedonia:

theplanlaugh:

So my dad has this new idea: Take this wonderful wasabi thing

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Turn it into beautiful, small rectangles, wrap it in laminated paper and put it in a trident box, so that it’ll look like this:

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Give it to someone when they ask you for gum and watch as their mouth burns. Enjoy.

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(via stay-ocean-minded)

darkesthorizons:

neptuneisforlovers:

ITS NOT SEWING SUPPLIES!

My question is how does every single person identify with this, is it like a secret rule to use those for sewing supplies?

(Source: iansomerhaldervevo, via stay-ocean-minded)

morningfood:

 Donuts

Anonymous asked: Oh my god you are so incredibly gorgeous. Ive literally had the biggest crush on you since the third grade. If you were single i would totally write you songs every day and start a garden just so i can hand pick flowers that were made just for you

Wooooord dude/dudette. Greatly appreciated ✌️

divinecha0ss asked: Burning clits in Africa-greatest hits album Let's make that happppen

Greatest hits coming in 2020

divinecha0ss asked: Poverty in Mexico

Best album ever. Highly recommend

divinecha0ss asked: Heeeeeeey sexay ladaaaay

Woopah gangnam style